watch:

The Dark Knight Rises

I don’t really think there is anything that can be said about this one. Plain and simple: this is my most anticipated movie for 2012. It. Must. Be. Seen. (July 20)

Haha….knee penis. Nuff said.

Haha….knee penis. Nuff said.

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Starting with this….haha funnyordie: North Korea Breaks News of Kim Jong Il’s Death While we were unable to find footage of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il’s death, we were able to obtain screengrabs from the state-run television station that broke the news.

Starting with this….haha

funnyordie:

North Korea Breaks News of Kim Jong Il’s Death

While we were unable to find footage of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il’s death, we were able to obtain screengrabs from the state-run television station that broke the news.

Been a while there interwebs…..

Hey there. So….it’s been over a year since I last posted?! Ha ha, I’m so super ambitious.

No lie though, a lot of funny shit has happened this year, and I have been exposed to a ton of great material…..so hopefully I will actually man up and post some of it in this here b-log.

Also….I don’t have any followers. I need to lock it up.

-o yea, Happy New Year

Anyone who likes the show Community, and/or the character Troy should really check out Donald Glover. Just about everything he does is cool. Don’t be an asshole….do it now.

Runaway by Kanye West...watch it. Now.

There is just something about Kanye. I was literally mesmerized by this video. I am quite certain it is my favorite of all time. The dancers, the song, the setting….everything. It just works.

Zack Gala-whatever and Ben Stiller. Great combo.....

Went camping yesterday…it was totally awesome. Fell into the river, half-dried my clothes out by the fire and nearly froze to death at night…not awesome.

Internet: Fail compilation Sir?

Me: Yes please!

Some people say these are mindless comedy. I say those who say that are mindless douchebags.

So yea…I started a blog. It feels good,..like good things are on their way. Kind of like when you know your about to get laid. Anyways, here is a little crash course into the mind melting world of me…

FACTS:

I am 27

I am a father of two beautiful girls.

I provide sweet, sweet husbandry to the most beautiful woman in the world.

I like to laugh…..damn that, I LOVE to laugh. So if you don’t LOVE (capped up too) to laugh…well, then I hate you.

I am in college. (a very small junior college).

I will not graduate college until 2079. (approximately)

I work as a bartender in a national chain restaurant.

I hate my job.

I want to write or act. Or act as a writer.

Yea…that’s good for now right?……RIGHT?!

sure. Hopefully I will post on this mamma-jamma a great deal…maybe I’ll even get some followers!

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